There is so much in this world that is out of our control. Earthquakes, floods, famine, epidemics. This is a test that I sadly must confess I have failed to such a degree that the guilt and shame of my inaction will haunt me for the rest of my life. I was there when Tommy Lee honked a boat horn with his penis in the sex tape he made with Pamela Anderson, and I did nothing.
The Most Unexpected 90s Revival Is... Tommy Lee's Penis
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The wild true life tale of the notorious rock stars begins in the most debauched way possible as drummer Tommy Lee and singer Vince Neil hook up with girls at a party inside their flat. Tommy has oral sex with a woman in the middle of the raucous bash with the climax sending viewers flocking to Twitter to write about what they'd seen. Meanwhile Crue bassist Nikki Sixx sets himself on fire as guitarist Mick Mars lies motionless in the bedroom. Shocked by the X-rated opening, one viewer switched off: "Was going to watch TheDirt on Netflix but the opening scene was gross and unnecessary. I loved their music back in the day Home Sweet Home will always be a classic song!
We might be nearing , but it's like the 90s never ended: puka shells adorn the necks of cool teens yet again , sneakers are so chunky they put Baby Spice to shame, and the new Saved by the Bell is slated to hit screens next year. Time is the flattest circle, as Nietszche once said and we've referenced many times before , and the loop of reboots is endless. Cardi B in a reboot of The Nanny : promising.
They finally gave me my own filter! A rep for Lee has since told Page Six that the penis is not Lee 's, but was a "filter. Lee 's actual penis was featured in a sex tape he made with then-wife Pamela Anderson during their honeymoon. The video ended up finding its way online after being stolen from their home by an electrician. According to Marie Claire , Pamela later sued the distribution company, but ended up settling, and the tape continued to be available online as a result.